Selected articles written for Fake Gay News.... Gay Couple Forced to Return Adopted Ethiopian Child -- Didn't Go With Drapes           LGBT Penguins Demand Acceptance, Organize Waddle on Washington       Claimed Gay-Bashing a Hoax --- Merely Cover for Botched Merle Norman "Smokey Eye"         Captain America Not Ready for Gay Marriage         Pope Discourages Gays From Entering Priesthood -- Leaves Open Invitation for Jimmy Choo       Military Amends 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' -- Bi-Curious Now Eligible to Serve           Gay Agenda Misplaced -- Feared Lost       Terror at Sea As Rosie Stages Gay Family Cruise Mutiny           Theron signs on for Monster 2: Dinah Shore Weekend Bloodbath

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