Introduction

Hello Sweeties! The word 'dumpster' comes from the French verb dumper, meaning "to take a dump." In English it has come to mean that big brown or green metal trash bin you often find in apartment complex parking lots. I know these things because I am Penelope Pynchon, Dumpster Decorator. I am an expert at turning standard residential rubbish into cherished works of art. This is not the sort of profession you have to go to college for. (My actual degree is in beekeeping) No, Dumpster Decor is a talent that I learned on the streets. I've written this book to pass on what I know to you, the discerning and intelligent reader, with $10.95 to spare.

I am sure you've heard that "one man's trash is another man's treasure." Also, you've been told to "stop and smell the roses." Well, listen to me right now when I tell you to "stop and pick through the trash!" Even as you read this, wonderful junk is just lying in wait in dumpsters all across this great yet wasteful nation-- junk that was discarded by previous, unimaginative owners. Well guess what? That is great news for those of us who are thrifty and possess a little imagination.

Take a look at the wonderful picture frame in figure A opposite. Isn't it festive and gay? Well, it wasn't always a picture frame-- it used to be a cereal box! But a little vision, some sequins and glitter, and voila! You've got a one-of-a-kind keepsake.

I'm giving this picture and lovely frame to my neighbor, Sue Anne. She may not appreciate it, but at least I can say I've tried to brighten her apartment's otherwise drab and dreary decor. (Figure B below)

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But enough about Sue Anne. You want to know how you can transform everyday garbage into stunning works of art. Well sweeties, this book contains ten easy to follow "Dumpster Decorating" projects. Some are relatively simple, like the cereal box picture-frame. Some are more complex, such as the couch and matching love-seat made entirely out of milk cartons (See project 9). You may want to make each and every one. Or, if you are the adventurous type, you may wish to use this book as a mere starting point-- relying instead on your own imagination and pluck to create totally unique projects.

Interspersed throughout the book are charming and inspirational anecdotes. My many biographers have suggested that, along with my gorgeous gams, I was born with a "garbage picker's eye" that helps me to see treasure in other people's trash. I don't know about that, but I've included the anecdotes and personal narrative to help you cultivate your own "garbage picking eye."

And Sweeties, in addition to being both instructive and inspirational, this book also makes a provocative conversation piece. It will look just fabulous on the coffee table you can make entirely out of cardboard boxes, spray paint, glue and kitty litter. (See project 7 and figure C, opposite).

Enjoy my book, and I'll meet you out at the dumpster!

figure c