Dear Doctor,

I love peaches. Cling, canned, you name it, I love 'em. But lately, every time I eat a peach my lips swell up to six or seven times their normal size. I guess its just an allergy, but my question for you is: Can I still safely eat cobbler?

Jimmy
Bern, ND

Jimmy, cobblers are the least of your worries. I suffered from the symptoms you describe just a year ago. I was in Angola and thousands of unwed mothers mistook me for Mick Jagger. Mobbed me in the streets! You should give up fruit completely. And don't go to Angola, Jimmy. Apparently they hate the Stones.