Dear Doctor,

I a bodybuilder, see, and I bin taken steriods ever day for tree months. It realy heped. I got 17 inch biseps and a size twenty too nek. My girl been bitching about mood swings and agressif behavoir so last nite I kilt her.

I been thinkin may be she was right. But she daid now. Shold I quit taken the steroids? My Olimpia champonship comen up. I got 17 inch biseps.

Moog
Butch, Montana

My man Moog. 

There's been a lot of talk in the press about the dangers inherent in steroid abuse. Shrinking testicles, heart failure, etc. But geez, a 22 inch neck? That's awesome! I say go for it.